- The haiku form is
Of an appropriate length
To describe this fuck - When I handcuffed you
It was so insanely hot
I came in my jeans - We used to have sex
So we didn’t have to talk
Now we do neither - We had a threesome
You, me and my depression
Depression fucks hard - I shouted my love
From the rooftops before I
Very nearly jumped - You didn’t like me
But you did like my writing
I guess that’s enough - Entangled, twitching
We came down as cenotaphs
Numb with limbless minds - Tried your fantasy
And pretended to rape you
It felt a bit forced - You learned of my pain
And said you’d try to fix me
That wasn’t your job - You weren’t attractive
But alcohol and codeine
Made a mess of me - You liked to be choked
You stuffed animals for fun
You were just my type - Halfway through you sobbed
Said you were touched as a child
I stopped and held you - 13 is bad luck
But three’s a lucky number
14 would agree - It wasn’t awkward
It was just double the fun
That’s arithmetic - Puked everywhere
And then fell into a bush
You still wanted me - Our contrasting skin
Meant some passersby would stare
And we just loved it - You were a model
Who found me through my writing
Thank you, internet - We made a sex tape
I hope I find it before
My family does - I whipped you too hard
Inadvertently drew blood
Apologised quick - Cars drove by as I
Fingered you at a bus stop
(A romantic date) - It’s strange to think it
But before you miscarried
Was I a father? - We both bared it all
Online for our followers
In different ways - “You don’t care” you said
So I pretended to cry
And then we had sex - You liked taking charge
And I went along with it
Out of laziness - I tried to whip you
Then I hit my testicles
It ruined the mood - It took twenty five
Twenty five misconnections
Before I found you
Friday, March 14, 2014
Haiku for Each Girl he Slept with...
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